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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
PostPosted: Wed December 04, 2019 5:49 pm 
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given2trade wrote:
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i have accidental identical twins coming in the next 8 weeks...and i'm not looking forward to it

Kiss your life goodbye, pal.


Nah. I've hired an army of people to help. More like kiss my money goodbye.

Are yours identical?

Kiss your life and your money goodbye.

(Not identical)


I think fraternal twins much harder. It's just 2 kids that could be very different. I'm basically raising the same kid 2x. Will eat the same shit, play the same sports, etc. We are going to name them the same thing.

I saw that cartoon. Thing 1 and Thing 2 were terrors. Good luck.

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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given2trade wrote:
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i have accidental identical twins coming in the next 8 weeks...and i'm not looking forward to it

Kiss your life goodbye, pal.


Nah. I've hired an army of people to help. More like kiss my money goodbye.

Are yours identical?

Kiss your life and your money goodbye.

(Not identical)


I think fraternal twins much harder. It's just 2 kids that could be very different. I'm basically raising the same kid 2x. Will eat the same shit, play the same sports, etc. We are going to name them the same thing.

Disagree. Pretty sure they’re gonna have unique personalities.

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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I mean, of course. I was being tongue in cheek. But I have done *a ton* of reading about identical twins and they are much more alike than you'd think. They share 99.99% of the DNA and the same environment! Fraternal twins, especially boy/girl, is just a nightmare.


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
PostPosted: Wed December 04, 2019 10:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Our neighbors have fraternal 11 year olds. They are two completely different kids. Not alike in any way

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Yah it's just two siblings. I mean they can be close of course like any siblings and they do share the same environment but I know a bunch of fraternal twins that *could not* be more different.

From what I've read about identicals, and I've read a lot, I have yet to read about even one set that isn't close. They might go through a period when they want to do their own thing but seems like they always end up being best friends. It's some freaky shit. Imagine sharing 99.9% DNA with someone else.


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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given2trade wrote:
Yah it's just two siblings. I mean they can be close of course like any siblings and they do share the same environment but I know a bunch of fraternal twins that *could not* be more different.

From what I've read about identicals, and I've read a lot, I have yet to read about even one set that isn't close. They might go through a period when they want to do their own thing but seems like they always end up being best friends. It's some freaky shit. Imagine sharing 99.9% DNA with someone else.

As I'm sure you've experienced, mom has had ultrasounds at least once per month during pregnancy, right? I guess most pregnancies get one, maybe two, during the whole nine months. But with twins they wanted her in there regularly.

Anyhoo... What I'm getting at is this: Our ultrasound doc, with maybe 6 weeks til the due date, predicted 70% chance our kids would be identical based on how similar they were in size in the womb. Are you 100% sure you're getting identical?

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Yah it's just two siblings. I mean they can be close of course like any siblings and they do share the same environment but I know a bunch of fraternal twins that *could not* be more different.

From what I've read about identicals, and I've read a lot, I have yet to read about even one set that isn't close. They might go through a period when they want to do their own thing but seems like they always end up being best friends. It's some freaky shit. Imagine sharing 99.9% DNA with someone else.

As I'm sure you've experienced, mom has had ultrasounds at least once per month during pregnancy, right? I guess most pregnancies get one, maybe two, during the whole nine months. But with twins they wanted her in there regularly.

Anyhoo... What I'm getting at is this: Our ultrasound doc, with maybe 6 weeks til the due date, predicted 70% chance our kids would be identical based on how similar they were in size in the womb. Are you 100% sure you're getting identical?


Yes. We have Mo-Di twins which means they share a placenta and only have 1 outersac...100% of these kinds of twins are identical, which makes up about 75% of all identical twins. The vastly more common sets of twins have 2 sacs, 2 placentas, and 95%+ of those are fraternal. My wife has to go in EVERY TWO WEEKS for ultrasound cause there is risk one baby sucks up all the nutrients from the shared placenta and kills the other baby! Only 15% chance of that happening though and the have ways to fix it with lasers and we already pretty much past the time when it would happen (she's about 28 weeks now).

Also we have a 3.5 year old already so I know what parenting is like...and don't get me wrong...I'm terrified.


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Random thought, surprised I haven’t posted this before. Some of my son’s favorite phrases:

“I don’t love you”

“I’ll rip your heart out of your tummy”

“I won’t take care of you when you’re old”

No clue where he got this stuff. The other one isn’t quite as verbally abusive.

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
PostPosted: Sat December 28, 2019 8:30 pm 
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Bammer wrote:
Random thought, surprised I haven’t posted this before. Some of my son’s favorite phrases:

“I don’t love you”

“I’ll rip your heart out of your tummy”

“I won’t take care of you when you’re old”

No clue where he got this stuff. The other one isn’t quite as verbally abusive.

Is your kid hanging out with R2D?


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
PostPosted: Sat December 28, 2019 10:23 pm 
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tragabigzanda wrote:
Bammer wrote:
Random thought, surprised I haven’t posted this before. Some of my son’s favorite phrases:

“I don’t love you”

“I’ll rip your heart out of your tummy”

“I won’t take care of you when you’re old”

No clue where he got this stuff. The other one isn’t quite as verbally abusive.

Is your kid hanging out with R2D?

Very possible

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Trag, you should rename this thread Try Having Wins / A Seattle Mariners Thread


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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But what if the M’s aren’t actually trying?

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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So, trag, I got a text chain going with a buddy right now who is restoring an old Jeep. He says “Don’t ever restore a car, guys. It’s a fuck ton of work.”

Suggestions on how I respond to that?

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Father of fraternal twin boys :wave:


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Rank the fathers of twins. At least three here now.

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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Rank the "Bam"s

• Bam Margera
• Bamm-Bamm Rubble
• Bam Bam Bigelow
• Bammer


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 Post subject: Re: Try Having Twins / A Bammer Thread
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Rank the "Bam"s

• Bam Margera
• Bamm-Bamm Rubble
• Bam Bam Bigelow
• Bammer

you're way off

Bamm-Bamm Rubble
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