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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
PostPosted: Sat March 23, 2019 5:24 am 
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Interesting line of questioning Spike

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verb_to_trust wrote:
Interesting line of questioning Spike

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I think when you get specific about ailments, it’s a pretty good sign. Like if you talk about how bad you have diarrhea. I never did that with girlfriends anyway.

So the two earnest posts in this thread so far have been about feces. That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout.

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What color was the lipstick?


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What color was the lipstick?

Kind of like a plum shade

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we've been bammered again

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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Plum really is a statement type color. Well done, Mrs. Bam.


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we've been bammered again

The correct spelling is Bammer’d

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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how's it going, bammer?

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how's it going, bammer?

I went in to work today. Very uncomfortable. Left a little early to post up on the couch for a bit until the kids come home from daycare.

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Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
how's it going, bammer?

I went in to work today. Very uncomfortable. Left a little early to post up on the couch for a bit until the kids come home from daycare.

have you ever had to use crutches before?

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Bammer wrote:
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how's it going, bammer?

I went in to work today. Very uncomfortable. Left a little early to post up on the couch for a bit until the kids come home from daycare.

have you ever had to use crutches before?

Nope. Actually maybe. Honestly can’t remember

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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I ate the leftovers in the fridge before Mrs. Bam got home from work tonight and she was PISSED.

She really should have claimed them ahead of time, I say.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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haha how about if you use the washroom at the same time

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haha how about if you use the washroom at the same time

that's definitely a sign.

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Bammer wrote:
I ate the leftovers in the fridge before Mrs. Bam got home from work tonight and she was PISSED.

She really should have claimed them ahead of time, I say.

You should have read her mind. Of course she would be pissed.


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If you ate the rest of the garlic bread, I can understand Mrs Bam’s rage.


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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
If you ate the rest of the garlic bread, I can understand Mrs Bam’s rage.

Garlic bread never reheats well. He was right to finish it. He did her a favor.

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