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 Post subject: Signs that you’ve been married a while
PostPosted: Fri March 22, 2019 5:20 am 
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Your wife leaves you a note on top of the toilet seat, written in lipstick on the back of a receipt, that says “DON’T POO OR FLUSH” because she managed to drop a tampon in there and she (?) plans to fish it out later ... or make me do it I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
PostPosted: Fri March 22, 2019 6:44 am 
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i don't get weirded out by the period

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
PostPosted: Fri March 22, 2019 10:20 am 
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I’m not married but I’m with my boyfriend 11 years and I often find myself looking at him thinking how lucky I am and tell him and tell him he’s beautiful.

We forget to do that in long term or married life.

We gotta remember to do this. Not all the time. Just spontaneously at random unexpected times.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
PostPosted: Fri March 22, 2019 10:50 am 
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Good advice dime.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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*and don’t look for it or demand to be returned. Looking at you d**


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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This is not a sign that you’ve been married a while. It just means your wife managed to drop a tampon in the toilet.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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...when your partner is out of town for a week and you've only talked twice (both to chat with the kid).


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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dimejinky99 wrote:
*and don’t look for it or demand to be returned. Looking at you d**

what the

how do you know me so well

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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One sign that you’ve been married a while is that you love your partner more and more each day!!!!!!!!!! :luv:

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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
One sign that you’ve been married a while is that you love your partner more and more each day!!!!!!!!!! :luv:

:heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat: :heartbeat:

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
One sign that you’ve been married a while is that you love your partner more and more each day!!!!!!!!!! :luv:


There's certainly that too. The love/bond grows deeper.


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Bammer wrote:
written in lipstick on the back of a receipt

so hot


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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I think when you get specific about ailments, it’s a pretty good sign. Like if you talk about how bad you have diarrhea. I never did that with girlfriends anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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this one?

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
written in lipstick on the back of a receipt

so hot

Holla. I married up.

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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
written in lipstick on the back of a receipt

so hot

Holla. I married up.

it's just so slutty. how many men has she had?


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
written in lipstick on the back of a receipt

so hot

Holla. I married up.

it's just so slutty. how many men has she had?

Do I look like I care?

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Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
spike wrote:
Bammer wrote:
written in lipstick on the back of a receipt

so hot

Holla. I married up.

it's just so slutty. how many men has she had?

Do I look like I care?

yeah


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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Interesting line of questioning Spike


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 Post subject: Re: Signs that you’ve been married a while
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Oh damn

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