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 Post subject: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 7:40 pm 
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Coworkers hearing you fart is embarrassing because it's a professional environment. It can slip out sometimes so, if you can, try to prevent this.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

Gotta master the art of the silent fart. Gotta.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 7:50 pm 
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

Gotta master the art of the silent fart. Gotta.

almost all of my farts are explosive

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 7:55 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

Gotta master the art of the silent fart. Gotta.

almost all of my farts are explosive

In your case, you either have to set it off in a secluded area before heading to the restroom or somehow hold it in while peeing, which I find to be impossible. Sometimes, Lenny, you don't have those options. I recommend you study up on the silent technique.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
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not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

Gotta master the art of the silent fart. Gotta.

almost all of my farts are explosive

In your case, you either have to set it off in a secluded area before heading to the restroom or somehow hold it in while peeing, which I find to be impossible. Sometimes, Lenny, you don't have those options. I recommend you study up on the silent technique.

i can hold it in no problem...in fact, i only really fart when I’m lying down

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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also, it’s good to have you back, jon

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 8:02 pm 
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If you can’t rip ass in the bathroom, where can you?

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
not a fan of this either...some dudes just let them rip

Gotta master the art of the silent fart. Gotta.

almost all of my farts are explosive

In your case, you either have to set it off in a secluded area before heading to the restroom or somehow hold it in while peeing, which I find to be impossible. Sometimes, Lenny, you don't have those options. I recommend you study up on the silent technique.

i can hold it in no problem...in fact, i only really fart when I’m lying down

So, here, you'd want to place a request with your employer to have somewhere to lie down once in a while at work to prevent potential spontaneous combustion. They may need a doctor's note.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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tree_ wrote:
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also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.


Looking forward to your middle of the night RM posts when your son is up.


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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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i fart all the time while peeing at work

i have zero friends


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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 8:19 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

Work Comp at a max security mental health facility. When there are no current claims, I'm left to my own devices.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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i fart all the time while peeing at work

i have zero friends

We can't smell or hear your farts here, bodysnatcher.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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i fart all the time while peeing at work

i have zero friends

We can't smell or hear your farts here, bodysnatcher.


i tried to google image search a reply that said, "thank you for opening your heart"

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

Work Comp at a max security mental health facility. When there are no current claims, I'm left to my own devices.

nice...im a Human Resources professional so I’ve processed my share of wc claims

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 8:32 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

Work Comp at a max security mental health facility. When there are no current claims, I'm left to my own devices.

nice...im a Human Resources professional so I’ve processed my share of wc claims

That's cool. So, farting. You better file that request before you combust, my friend.

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
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tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

Work Comp at a max security mental health facility. When there are no current claims, I'm left to my own devices.

nice...im a Human Resources professional so I’ve processed my share of wc claims

That's cool. So, farting. You better file that request before you combust, my friend.

i’ll be fine

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 Post subject: Re: Farting While Peeing in a Public Restroom at Work
PostPosted: Tue March 20, 2018 8:51 pm 
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
tree_ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
also, it’s good to have you back, jon

Thanks. Awfully bored at work these days and figured I'd kill some time here. Getting away, now, is the difficult part.

what’s your profession?

Work Comp at a max security mental health facility. When there are no current claims, I'm left to my own devices.

nice...im a Human Resources professional so I’ve processed my share of wc claims

That's cool. So, farting. You better file that request before you combust, my friend.

i’ll be fine

That's what this guy said.

Image

You'd better sort this out.

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