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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
PostPosted: Sat March 24, 2018 4:27 pm 
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Balki: have you ever taken a shit under water?


I think I must've pupped in my bathing suit at one point or another at the alpha pool, yea


it’s much tougher than one thinks- the water pressure forces the poo back into your ass

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
PostPosted: Tue March 27, 2018 3:27 am 
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what's it like being tier 2?

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Dev wrote:
what's it like being tier 2?


You tell me, muckraker

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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where are you?

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki: have you ever taken a shit in an Arby's?

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki wrote:
Dev wrote:
what's it like being tier 2?


You tell me, muckraker

Only four Balki posts since. Possibly vanquished.


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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
Dev wrote:
what's it like being tier 2?


You tell me, muckraker

Only four Balki posts since. Possibly vanquished.

oh no

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki: have you ever taken a shit in an Arby's?


No. I've never even been in an Arby's

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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do you secretly still hate me and you are just playing with me when you are pretending to be my friend?

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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do you secretly still hate me and you are just playing with me when you are pretending to be my friend?


No. I realize that the potential energy that the two of us posses could be extremely powerful. I'm not placating you

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki wrote:
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do you secretly still hate me and you are just playing with me when you are pretending to be my friend?


No. I realize that the potential energy that the two of us posses could be extremely powerful. I'm not placating you

yeah I mean I think we are equally shticky so maybe we should shtick together whaddya say

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Dev wrote:
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do you secretly still hate me and you are just playing with me when you are pretending to be my friend?


No. I realize that the potential energy that the two of us posses could be extremely powerful. I'm not placating you

yeah I mean I think we are equally shticky so maybe we should shtick together whaddya say


I say, straight up, mutha fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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spike wrote:
nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki wrote:
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nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned were you, jeff.


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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
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nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned, jeff. were you.


I was. Do you really think I'd take a week off on purpose? I fucking work from home and have a ton of downtime. That's the whole reason I rejoined and have posted non-stop since

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned, jeff. were you.


I was. Do you really think I'd take a week off on purpose? I fucking work from home and have a ton of downtime. That's the whole reason I rejoined and have posted non-stop since

i want to work from home full time too :(


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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned, jeff. were you.


I was. Do you really think I'd take a week off on purpose? I fucking work from home and have a ton of downtime. That's the whole reason I rejoined and have posted non-stop since

i want to work from home full time too :(


Would you like to further cultivate our relationship in my secret lair, spike?

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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned, jeff. were you.


I was. Do you really think I'd take a week off on purpose? I fucking work from home and have a ton of downtime. That's the whole reason I rejoined and have posted non-stop since

i want to work from home full time too :(


Would you like to further cultivate our relationship in my secret lair, spike?

this ship sailed long ago


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 Post subject: Re: Balki's Ask Me Anything
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spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
Balki wrote:
spike wrote:
nothing good will come of this


When are we having dinner together?

you weren't actually banned, jeff. were you.


I was. Do you really think I'd take a week off on purpose? I fucking work from home and have a ton of downtime. That's the whole reason I rejoined and have posted non-stop since

i want to work from home full time too :(


Would you like to further cultivate our relationship in my secret lair, spike?

this ship sailed long ago


In all seriousness, I'm stunned that nobody has taken me up on this offer. I literally have a summer home where I post thats away from prying eyes

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