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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 08, 2017 9:04 pm 
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I'm making fun of you you dumb fuck!

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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I'm making fun of you you dumb fuck!

no im making fun of you you stupid bastard.

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It's the circle of strife


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circle-jerk of strife

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Anyone ever masturbate and then get lucky, forcing you to fake an orgasm?

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I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

This

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?


I didn't want to admit that I had taken care of myself earlier. :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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i actually believe that jerking off too much makes you last shorter.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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BurtReynolds wrote:
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I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

when was this escapade?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I've never had to, but I'd imagine the same reason girls fake. To humor your partner

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Dev wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

when was this escapade?

4 years, 6 months, and 14 days ago.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Dev wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

when was this escapade?

4 years, 6 months, and 14 days ago.

Cavernous?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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What's the etiquette for rubbing one out when your wife has indicated the firm no (aka said let me sleep)?


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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LetMeSleep wrote:
What's the etiquette for rubbing one out when your wife has indicated the firm no (aka said let me sleep)?


I would say that you should at least leave the room to do it.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Nah just brazenly pull up porn on your phone and go to town right next to her


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