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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Sun November 12, 2017 7:45 am 
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I haven't wanked in a long time. :wave:

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Sun November 12, 2017 7:48 am 
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Dev wrote:
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I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

when was this escapade?

4 years, 6 months, and 14 days ago.

I have a sneaking suspicion you are getting laid but aren't being forward about it.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 5:45 am 
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hmmmm.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
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I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

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PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:52 pm 
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PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 11:05 pm 
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MissYouAllDay wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


Mark 14:51
"A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked."


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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bodysnatcher wrote:
MissYouAllDay wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


Mark 14:51
"A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked."

:naughty:

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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just kidding that was a quote from an article about Kevin Spacey


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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I once took part in a contest and while I lasted the longest, on the 20th day I fell deathly ill. Gotta get those toxins out of your body


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Burt is ghosting me. I wonder who else he is ghosting.

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Mecca wrote:
I once took part in a contest and while I lasted the longest, on the 20th day I fell deathly ill. Gotta get those toxins out of your body

actually?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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I've only hammered one out today so far.


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Strat wrote:
I've only hammered one out today so far.

how many times do you ejaculate during the average week?

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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Dev wrote:
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I've only hammered one out today so far.

how many times do you ejaculate during the average week?


oh 12-16 times?


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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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:shock:

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 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
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:shock:

I may have overestimated. On a good day at least twice a day but that doesnt happen all the time.

Lets go 8-12 a week


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