The board's server will undergo upgrade maintenance tonight, Nov 5, 2014, beginning approximately around 10 PM ET. Prepare for some possible down time during this process.
FAQ    Search

Board index » Word on the Street » General Discussion




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 212 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Sun November 12, 2017 7:45 am 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
I haven't wanked in a long time. :wave:

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Sun November 12, 2017 7:48 am 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
BurtReynolds wrote:
Dev wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
I'd never fake an orgasm. I'd just give up and stop. Why even fake?

I did once. I didn't want her to feel bad so I faked it. We'd already had sex like three times that day, and by that point my tank was dry and she was cavernous.

when was this escapade?

4 years, 6 months, and 14 days ago.

I have a sneaking suspicion you are getting laid but aren't being forward about it.

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 5:45 am 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
hmmmm.

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:02 am
Posts: 7555
Location: Not NYC
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

_________________
I'm just here for the tacos and beer.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Posts: 38045
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

_________________
Dev wrote:
just cuz im clinically depressed doesn't mean im not a total gangster.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:02 am
Posts: 7555
Location: Not NYC
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

_________________
I'm just here for the tacos and beer.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:20 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 3:21 pm
Posts: 38045
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

_________________
Dev wrote:
just cuz im clinically depressed doesn't mean im not a total gangster.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:02 am
Posts: 7555
Location: Not NYC
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.

_________________
I'm just here for the tacos and beer.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 10:52 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Broken Tamborine
 Profile

Joined: Sat July 16, 2016 2:04 pm
Posts: 482
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 11:05 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Looks Like a Cat
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Posts: 13012
Location: Seattle, WA
MissYouAllDay wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


Mark 14:51
"A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked."


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 11:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Fake NYC Setlist Relayer
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 2:02 am
Posts: 7555
Location: Not NYC
bodysnatcher wrote:
MissYouAllDay wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
I’ve cranked down twice today. Non stop wank November.

both times at work?

I’m staying at a hotel for work, so...

are you a traveling bible salesman?

Something like that.


What does the Bible say about wanking alone in a cheap motel?


Mark 14:51
"A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked."

:naughty:

_________________
I'm just here for the tacos and beer.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Wed November 15, 2017 11:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Looks Like a Cat
 Profile

Joined: Wed January 02, 2013 11:15 pm
Posts: 13012
Location: Seattle, WA
just kidding that was a quote from an article about Kevin Spacey


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar
Gym Leader
 Profile

Joined: Wed December 19, 2012 7:17 pm
Posts: 11258
I once took part in a contest and while I lasted the longest, on the 20th day I fell deathly ill. Gotta get those toxins out of your body


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
Burt is ghosting me. I wonder who else he is ghosting.

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
Mecca wrote:
I once took part in a contest and while I lasted the longest, on the 20th day I fell deathly ill. Gotta get those toxins out of your body

actually?

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Posts: 30852
Location: Mountains
I've only hammered one out today so far.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar
10Club Complaint Department
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 11:46 pm
Posts: 15913
Strat wrote:
I've only hammered one out today so far.

how many times do you ejaculate during the average week?

_________________
The Argonaut wrote:
Dev thinks that his philosophical rants make sense and are easily followable and logical.


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:45 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Posts: 30852
Location: Mountains
Dev wrote:
Strat wrote:
I've only hammered one out today so far.

how many times do you ejaculate during the average week?


oh 12-16 times?


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar
I've been POOSSTTIiiEEnngeeaahh
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 1:53 pm
Posts: 11284
Location: in the wind
:shock:

_________________
Citizens for Boysenberry Jam


Top
 
 Post subject: Re: No wanking November
PostPosted: Fri November 17, 2017 8:55 pm 
Offline
User avatar
The Master
 Profile

Joined: Tue January 01, 2013 3:48 pm
Posts: 30852
Location: Mountains
The Argonaut wrote:
:shock:

I may have overestimated. On a good day at least twice a day but that doesnt happen all the time.

Lets go 8-12 a week


Top
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 212 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11  Next

Board index » Word on the Street » General Discussion


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Peeps and 9 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
It is currently Thu November 23, 2017 2:49 pm