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 Post subject: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is sle
PostPosted: Fri August 11, 2017 11:25 am 
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eping and I have 45 minutes to land and I kind have to pee do I hold it or go. I've never done this before.

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PostPosted: Fri August 11, 2017 11:37 am 
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Bladder capacity at 85%.

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If you have to go, you have to go. Tell her gently.


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Rouse the sleeping lady and excuse yourself the lavatory.


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
PostPosted: Fri August 11, 2017 11:42 am 
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It's kinda bumpy at the moment too.

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Turbulence can wreck havoc on a full bladder. Where is your seat in relation to the head?


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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Welcome back, btw. :wave:


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
PostPosted: Fri August 11, 2017 11:49 am 
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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
Turbulence can wreck havoc on a full bladder. Where is your seat in relation to the head?

25 feet or so

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Go now because when that plane lands everyone will crowd the aisle and block urine path.


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PostPosted: Fri August 11, 2017 11:54 am 
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Bladder at 0% capacity.

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Good job.


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Phew, I can go on with my day now.


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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Uh, you went in the toilet right?

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Let's write the scene for RM.


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0% capacity means full right?


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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wut

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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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Pinch it off.


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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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Not sure if it has a double purpose. Also, fuck people are idiots.

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 Post subject: Re: On a plane in the middle seat and the lady next to me is
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That could cause an explosion. On a plane. Not good.

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