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 Post subject: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other day
PostPosted: Tue August 15, 2017 5:18 pm 
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when I come to my senses I will tell the full story but it might take a few days. I feel like I was raped by a priest or something.


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What was his goal?


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I used to get visits by Jehova's Witnesses. However, I think they gave up in the end.


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There's a decent Jehova's witness joke I remember from my childhood, but I don't think it'll really work in text format, but I'll try it anyway:

Why do Jehova's Witnesses always have inverted nipples?
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(Makes aggressive pointing motion) "Get off my porch!"


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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when I come to my senses I will tell the full story but it might take a few days. I feel like I was raped by a priest or something.


I'll bet it was exactly like being raped :?


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To be clear, I'm not trying to be holier than thou. The other day I was lying on a bed, and my wife came in and started plucking my ear hair. It was a new low. I just stared vacantly at the ceiling like I was being raped. I told her that. I'm sure it was just like that.


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throw 'em in the slammer


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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daft twat wrote:
To be clear, I'm not trying to be holier than thou. The other day I was lying on a bed, and my wife came in and started plucking my ear hair. It was a new low. I just stared vacantly at the ceiling like I was being raped. I told her that. I'm sure it was just like that.

I should be offended by this but I laughed. So hard. :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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daft twat wrote:
To be clear, I'm not trying to be holier than thou. The other day I was lying on a bed, and my wife came in and started plucking my ear hair. It was a new low. I just stared vacantly at the ceiling like I was being raped. I told her that. I'm sure it was just like that.

I should be offended by this but I laughed. So hard. :oops:


She did too. You're both awful people.


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That's happened to me too, daft. Except I didn't feel so violated.


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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Fuck him in the ass, that'll show him.


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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This thread has the highest rape-reference-to-post ratio in the entire board

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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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Christians are right about a lot of things. The philosophy tends to check out. Just read ecclesiastes. Although the final conclusion in that book is a leap...

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LetMeSleep wrote:
That's happened to me too, daft. Except I didn't feel so violated.


me too...man does daft twats wife get around plucking guys ear hairs

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theplatypus wrote:
This thread has the highest rape-reference-to-post ratio in the entire board


It even has a "your wife gets around" joke.


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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We are all dying to hear this story

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Did you blow him?


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 Post subject: Re: I was accosted by a christian in my building the other d
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Wendy Carlos's Twin wrote:
Did you blow him?

do you think chud is an idiot too? cuz I do.

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