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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:32 am 
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The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.

verb: exposed


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:37 am 
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The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.

Yep. It's pretty obnoxious. And starting this thread today was classless.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:38 am 
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PHATJ wrote:
And starting this thread today was classless.

meh, it was the rm thing to do


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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2017 2:39 am 
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PHATJ wrote:
And starting this thread today was classless.

meh, it was the rm thing to do

Yeah, I don't mind the thread. It's just obnoxious that verb seems to want to take it so seriously. The OP is the joke here. No need to push it.

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The Argonaut wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
PHATJ wrote:
And starting this thread today was classless.

meh, it was the rm thing to do

Yeah, I don't mind the thread. It's just obnoxious that verb seems to want to take it so seriously. The OP is the joke here. No need to push it.

exactly


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
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Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
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Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.

One time when I was young, I was having a soapy wank. Seconds away from the pinnacle of erotic self joy, I slipped on the big soapy floor mess and caught my throat on the hose attached to the hand held shower head.

Worst orgasm ever.

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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.

One time when I was young, I was having a soapy wank. Seconds away from the pinnacle of erotic self joy, I slipped on the big soapy floor mess and caught my throat on the hose attached to the hand held shower head.

Worst orgasm ever.


was it a new sensation?


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.

One time when I was young, I was having a soapy wank. Seconds away from the pinnacle of erotic self joy, I slipped on the big soapy floor mess and caught my throat on the hose attached to the hand held shower head.

Worst orgasm ever.


Thanks for sharing


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Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.

One time when I was young, I was having a soapy wank. Seconds away from the pinnacle of erotic self joy, I slipped on the big soapy floor mess and caught my throat on the hose attached to the hand held shower head.

Worst orgasm ever.

:lol: ok, that was funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
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I take back everything I said before. This thread was totally worth it.

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The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.



I'm just glad I don't have to fire people over Internet usage anymore. It's a huge relief not being 'the bad guy' and my orgasms are better for it.

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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.



I'm just glad I don't have to fire people over Internet usage anymore. It's a huge relief not being 'the bad guy' and my orgasms are better for it.


Tell us more about your sex life.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.



I'm just glad I don't have to fire people over Internet usage anymore. It's a huge relief not being 'the bad guy' and my orgasms are better for it.


Tell us more about your sex life.


One of these days one of us is going to get hurt. IYKWIM

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I once got it into my head to jerk off while planking. I could barely breathe after a few seconds, so I retired to my bed instead.


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pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
pepperwhiteMFC wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:
Recent verb-thread pattern: "Give me specific details about a private thing you don't want to share. I will bully and berate you unless and until you do."
see: BMI thread, this thread, etc.



I'm just glad I don't have to fire people over Internet usage anymore. It's a huge relief not being 'the bad guy' and my orgasms are better for it.


Tell us more about your sex life.


One of these days one of us is going to get hurt. IYKWIM


IDKWYM


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 Post subject: Re: Post Your Asphyxywank Stories Here
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ABNorman wrote:
I once got it into my head to jerk off while planking. I could barely breathe after a few seconds, so I retired to my bed instead.


That doesn't sound enjoyable at all. I don't even like jerking off while standing and planking for more than 1 minute really starts to suck.


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verb_to_trust wrote:
ABNorman wrote:
I once got it into my head to jerk off while planking. I could barely breathe after a few seconds, so I retired to my bed instead.


That doesn't sound enjoyable at all.


Confirmed.


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doug rr wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
Someone step up and tell me just one wank story, please.

One time when I was young, I was having a soapy wank. Seconds away from the pinnacle of erotic self joy, I slipped on the big soapy floor mess and caught my throat on the hose attached to the hand held shower head.

Worst orgasm ever.


was it a new sensation?


that is both the most horrible thing i read today and the funniest


i fucking hate/love you rr

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