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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
PostPosted: Fri February 23, 2018 10:38 pm 
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At one point in middle school I tried going by my middle name because there were so many. It didn't last a week.

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My brother’s name is Chris.



Last Friday was my boss’ last day. He was so done with us, and the things he did and said was enlightening. He was so sour.

His attitude in general must have had a lot to do with the open floor plan of our office and him not having an office of his own away from everyone. He hated it, and thought his position was worth a private “war” room/central command of sorts. Being frustrated and negative in general, for him it was always about rearranging the furniture and not having a company expense account of his own.

I can make do usually. Everyone stops at my desk to chat for a moment with me. He hated that too. You’re not informed of things if you aren’t chatting with people. When he was being prepared for the end of his role he kept telling me how much everyone likes me, but hates him. Was I supposed to feel guilty about being likeable? Pft!

There’s an open desk across from me and every sucker in the place wants to move in now that it’s vacant. Being likeable and someone that everyone enjoys being in the company of, isn’t an easy job. It’s hard.


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Friday our controller, as he passed through our pit, “it’s not the size of her screen, it’s how she uses it.”


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There's a ton of twentysomething guys with the names Brandon and Dylan/Dillon.


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“i’ve never seen one this big”

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“i’ve never seen one this big”


Oh my


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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
“i’ve never seen one this big”


Oh my

it was nuts

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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Anders wrote:
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“i’ve never seen one this big”


Oh my

it was nuts


I believe that.


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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"I'll do what I have to do, I will pimp this pussy out if I have to."

"She has her own shit to take care of. Her boyfriend is a straight faggot."

Same person and she was out of the office every day last week; I wonder why?

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"I'll do what I have to do, I will pimp this pussy out if I have to."

"She has her own shit to take care of. Her boyfriend is a straight faggot."

Same person and she was out of the office every day last week; I wonder why?

Are you a bordello manager?


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Simple Torture wrote:
"I'll do what I have to do, I will pimp this pussy out if I have to."

"She has her own shit to take care of. Her boyfriend is a straight faggot."

Same person and she was out of the office every day last week; I wonder why?


Update: this person "resigned."

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Simple Torture wrote:
"I'll do what I have to do, I will pimp this pussy out if I have to."

"She has her own shit to take care of. Her boyfriend is a straight faggot."

Same person and she was out of the office every day last week; I wonder why?

Are you a bordello manager?


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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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I have four coworkers who are pregnant. Each day contains several updates on the statuses of their growing children.

There is a single seater bathroom on our floor. It is almost always occupied.


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How are their mucous plugs doing?

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 Post subject: Re: Things Your Coworkers Say
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How are their mucous plugs doing?


All intact to my knowledge. One lady is due any day now. She's the loudest one in the office. Her maternity leave is going to make this place really quiet.


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Mo driv', so there's 4 pregnant women in your office?

Have you done the math?

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This is why women shouldn’t be allowed to have jobs


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